Six inches forward, five inches back...

[axeslade]

Ahh. I think today was the longest at a stretch I've worn my binder. Letsee...11-something until just ten minutes ago. Yeah. All right. First of all. Binders become the most uncomfortable about ten minutes before you know you can take them off. Second...I happen to posess nipples that like to perk. At anything (besides erotic stimuli, fucking lovely). Fuck, they perk when I SNEEZE. And it's cold right now. So...perky nipples+binder material=arrrgh. Then taking the damn thing off...I don't think I've ever stripped that fast in my life, partially because I had drank a bottle of water at club and...yeah. And I banged one of my boobs in the process. Boobs that have been bound all day, and cold, they do not like being banged. And when you walk, they start bouncing like they normally do, and it hurts.

God, I cannot wait to get rid of these things.