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Paraphrased convo between me and my mom just now. I was bitching about msn crashing and such...

Mom: I'm sure it must be my fault somehow
Me: No, it's Bill Gates' fault. He made Windows and msn.
Mom: So Bill Gates must die?....he's the devil?
Me: Mmm-hmm.
Mom: Then what's Bush?
Me: A demon underling. He's not smart enough to be satan.
Mom: You got me there.


Also, my tummy apparently doesn't like Little Caesar's pizza. But I love it, so I'll put up with the nausea.
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