Just a little Less Than Perfect
Apr. 25th, 2006 08:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
axesladeSomething I forgot about last night and remembered now since it's going to be on in a few minutes...Less Than Perfect is back! Damn I missed that show! First, a picture of Sara Rue, aka Claude Casey, who really pushes my 'guh' buttons (though I hate the fact she's back to her natural blonde and has lost weight, sigh)
And now, quoteness!
Memorable Quotes from
Claude Casey: Can I pull of mysterious and perky? Keep in mind, I will be wearing different shoes.
Lydia: Your scent is supposed to linger, not change global weather patterns.
Owen: Now this really steams my broccoli.
Owen: Sorry I'm late I was busy last night. Damn Book Club!
Ramona: You know, I don't get how every week you manage to make a bunch of little-old ladies wanna kill you.
Owen: Well we were supposed to read a book by Stephen Hawking, and I missed the 'haw' part, and read a book by Stephen King. If I hadn't brought in those little hard candies I wouldn't have gotten ought of there alive.
Claude Casey: All those hurtful things they said, you can't take them personally. Some of them they've used before, like, "You should be ashamed of yourself, young man," which is nearly a rip off of, "You should be ashamed of yourself, young lady!" Which was the theme of Mothers Day 1994.
Claude's mom: He is a lamb! An absolute deer!
Claude Casey: Yeah, he's an entire petting zoo, Mom.
Kipp: Sorry to interrupt the Augunklin Round Table, but isn't this the kind of game you play in a Mexican prison?
Owen: No, what you're thinking of is Pentelonian's 'Caliente.' Which is fun but really there are no winners.
[It's Valentine's Day and the cafeteria shows it]
Kipp: Isn't there a single sausage patty that isn't shaped like a heart?
Lydia: I know. Why does the cafeteria have to recognize this particular holiday? It's not like every Fourth of July they blow the food up.
Kipp: Hey, is that Owen with a girl?
Lydia: Oh my God, it is.
[pause]
Lydia: Should we go and help her?
Lydia: So, what, are you and your boyfriend doing something sickeningly sweet today?
Claude Casey: Well, we would have, but Charlie had to drive his grandfather's El Camino down to Florida. But, he did send me a dozen beautiful red roses.
Lydia: Yeah, well, I'm sure they came from one of I-95's *finer* rest-stops.
[The cafeteria is all decorated for Valentine's Day]
Claude Casey: Isn't it romantic? It's Valentine's Day.
Lydia: [sarcastically] Really?
Lydia: Wait, Kipp, what if this really is our last moment alive?
Kipp: Then I should take some stuff off my computer.
Lydia: We need to have a beautiful, intimate, one-of-a-kind first date story that will make other women say, "God, I hate her."
Jeb Denton: You really think you need a story for that?
Ramona: [Lydia pushes past Ramona in the lunch hall] Hey, there is a line!
Lydia: And I think you crossed it with that outfit!
And now, quoteness!
Memorable Quotes from
Claude Casey: Can I pull of mysterious and perky? Keep in mind, I will be wearing different shoes.
Lydia: Your scent is supposed to linger, not change global weather patterns.
Owen: Now this really steams my broccoli.
Owen: Sorry I'm late I was busy last night. Damn Book Club!
Ramona: You know, I don't get how every week you manage to make a bunch of little-old ladies wanna kill you.
Owen: Well we were supposed to read a book by Stephen Hawking, and I missed the 'haw' part, and read a book by Stephen King. If I hadn't brought in those little hard candies I wouldn't have gotten ought of there alive.
Claude Casey: All those hurtful things they said, you can't take them personally. Some of them they've used before, like, "You should be ashamed of yourself, young man," which is nearly a rip off of, "You should be ashamed of yourself, young lady!" Which was the theme of Mothers Day 1994.
Claude's mom: He is a lamb! An absolute deer!
Claude Casey: Yeah, he's an entire petting zoo, Mom.
Kipp: Sorry to interrupt the Augunklin Round Table, but isn't this the kind of game you play in a Mexican prison?
Owen: No, what you're thinking of is Pentelonian's 'Caliente.' Which is fun but really there are no winners.
[It's Valentine's Day and the cafeteria shows it]
Kipp: Isn't there a single sausage patty that isn't shaped like a heart?
Lydia: I know. Why does the cafeteria have to recognize this particular holiday? It's not like every Fourth of July they blow the food up.
Kipp: Hey, is that Owen with a girl?
Lydia: Oh my God, it is.
[pause]
Lydia: Should we go and help her?
Lydia: So, what, are you and your boyfriend doing something sickeningly sweet today?
Claude Casey: Well, we would have, but Charlie had to drive his grandfather's El Camino down to Florida. But, he did send me a dozen beautiful red roses.
Lydia: Yeah, well, I'm sure they came from one of I-95's *finer* rest-stops.
[The cafeteria is all decorated for Valentine's Day]
Claude Casey: Isn't it romantic? It's Valentine's Day.
Lydia: [sarcastically] Really?
Lydia: Wait, Kipp, what if this really is our last moment alive?
Kipp: Then I should take some stuff off my computer.
Lydia: We need to have a beautiful, intimate, one-of-a-kind first date story that will make other women say, "God, I hate her."
Jeb Denton: You really think you need a story for that?
Ramona: [Lydia pushes past Ramona in the lunch hall] Hey, there is a line!
Lydia: And I think you crossed it with that outfit!
