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Jan. 17th, 2006 07:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
axesladeA man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyoneon Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on the clock will move."
"Oh" said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hand have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible" said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyoneon Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on the clock will move."
"Oh" said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hand have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible" said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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