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I was just reminded of the existance of Dharma and Greg, a WONDERFUL show that sadly jumped the shark and got canceled. They still air it in syndication here, but you know, not in order. I want it to come out on DVD! Dharma was so cool, I swear, she was my first real idol, sort of my pre-Tori hippy idol, you know?

Some great quotes...

Dharma: [to Greg] Who sprinkled YOU with horny dust this morning?

Dharma: Welcome to the Pompous Room. May I check Madame's pole, or will she be keeping it up her butt?

Dharma: [answering Greg's cell phone, after having slept with Greg] Greg's pants. He's not in them right now.

Dharma: Yeah, yeah, blah, blah! Here, have some cake.

Greg: You wanna have children?
Dharma: Yeah, unless you wanna have 'em!

Greg: What are you doing?
Dharma: Wait a second, can you see me?
Greg: Yes.
Dharma: Oh, I totally misunderstood that groom-can't-see-the-bride-in-her-wedding-dress-thing.

Kitty: What are you doing here? You can't see her in her dress!
Dharma: See, that's what I thought!

Jane Deaux: What's that? It smells like you're frying vomit!
Dharma: Close. I'm making a great big pot of Haggis
Jane Deaux: What have you been drinking?
Dharma: Scotch! Which was invented by the great Scotsman, Angus McBarf when his wife told him what was for dinner.

Edward Montgomery: [drinking Martinis naked] Ball and chain has gone away, doo-dah, doo-dah. Drink Martinis Naked day. Dah-di-doo-dah-day!

Dharma: Honey, are you OK?
Greg: I'm fine. I'm just lying here trying to decide whether your father is a hole surrounded by ass.

Dharma: Your mother is a lusty volcano waiting to erupt!
Greg: Okay, we have to establish some ground rules here. We never use the words mother, lusty and erupt in the same sentence.

Dharma: ... but that doesn't change the fact that we have no money.
Marci: Maybe not, but we've got love.
Dharma: Well, I could try to pay the phone bill with love, but I think it's a felony.
Marci: Actually, prostitution is only a misdemeanor.
Dharma: Great, that takes care of the phone bill!

Dharma: George! I'm so glad to see you! How are you?
George: Still dead, otherwise good.

Dharma: George, have I changed?
George: I don't know, but you could have mentioned that you moved. I scared the hell out of some skinny guy in the shower!