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I wonder if it's possible to go on birth control and testosterone at the same time. Do they just cancel each other out or ignore each other or do you just explode? Because I've been looking into mastectomies more and the tactile results seem to be less than satisfactory most of the time. And T goes cause breast shrinkage while retaining (or sometimes even enhancing) sensation, but it also causes things like hair loss and such. True, I don't have much tactile sensation now so...*sigh*Gah, sometimes I'd wish I'd been born in the right body.

But then again...T. is only avalible as injections (why is that?), and any of you that know my history...nngh, no. No shots.

So...I guess I just work out (as I did today, felt soooo good) and see if I can make the damn things shrink so I'm a candidate for the kind of reduction that has the greatest chance of leaving at least some erotic sensation.

Meh.

Always be honest with your children....

I am so not meant to be straight...

Okay, so Melody and I just went to buy condoms...

Didn't realize until we got back that we'd bought lube instead.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Oh well, maybe the condom basket will get filled soon, and I did get hair gel. And it's a good story.

And, apparently, the looks I was getting while buying it were all worth it.