Jan. 17th, 2006

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Sigh. Had all classes today, finals start tomorrow. I have my French semester test and my World History final. My Geometry exam is Thursday. I want out so bad. I tried the class, I failed. I don't need that hell on top of all the other shite I've been going through lately. I just...for the first time, I'm really admitting defeat to that subject.

Something happy to balance that out...mmm, my english speech (playing my tin whistle) went well.
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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyoneon Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on the clock will move."

"Oh" said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hand have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible" said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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