Girl is...special
Aug. 6th, 2010 10:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
axesladeParaphrased chunk of the five hour chat I had with Girl today:
Me: [after much blather over her birthday present for this year and plans for winter holidays] I have no idea what I'm getting you for Christmas. I already have next year's birthday present, but no clue about Christmas.
Her: [since she's turning 21 next year] It better not be alcohol.
Me: *audible eyeroll*
Her: ???
Me: Nuh-uh. All I'm saying is, once again, hail eBay
Her: *grumbles a bit* It better be Ewan McGregor covered in glitter
Me: *laughing* I think his wife would object to him selling himself on eBay
Her: He doesn't have to stay! Just strip, dance around, go back.
Me: I repeat. Besides, how would *I* win Ewan McGregor? Can you imagine the bidding war?
Her: You never know!
...and thus ends this glimpse into my relationship. And I think that took place within the first hour of this five hour conversation. I don't know who should be screaming 'save me!', me or her.
Unrelated, I really don't use photobomb!seal often enough.
Me: [after much blather over her birthday present for this year and plans for winter holidays] I have no idea what I'm getting you for Christmas. I already have next year's birthday present, but no clue about Christmas.
Her: [since she's turning 21 next year] It better not be alcohol.
Me: *audible eyeroll*
Her: ???
Me: Nuh-uh. All I'm saying is, once again, hail eBay
Her: *grumbles a bit* It better be Ewan McGregor covered in glitter
Me: *laughing* I think his wife would object to him selling himself on eBay
Her: He doesn't have to stay! Just strip, dance around, go back.
Me: I repeat. Besides, how would *I* win Ewan McGregor? Can you imagine the bidding war?
Her: You never know!
...and thus ends this glimpse into my relationship. And I think that took place within the first hour of this five hour conversation. I don't know who should be screaming 'save me!', me or her.
Unrelated, I really don't use photobomb!seal often enough.
