When I sing, you're jerking off

[axeslade]

Dear creepy guys on MySpace,
Stop being creepy. I know it says I'm bisexual, and that's hot. It also says I'm in a relationship, and if you want to keep your creepy man bits, I would advise you to go bug someone else lest my girlfriend take them from you.

Comments

[hippie-land.livejournal.com]

Omg, I hate those guys. I once got a girl who did that to me, too. xD I am SO sorry.

[axeslade.livejournal.com]

Lol. All they usually ask is 'how are you doing?' but I know what they really want ^_^ I'm very surprised I've never gotten any creepy ladies yet.

[hippie-land.livejournal.com]

Looool. All pretending that they just want innocent conversation. Psht. Like you can't see right through that.

I think the chick was like...fifteen, too... Or some old guy pretending to be a fifteen year old chick. xD I'm sure you'll come across a couple some day.

[axeslade.livejournal.com]

The annoying thing about this one was, when I first got the note, the first name was that of someone I actually knew who I hadn't seen in a long time. I was like 'oh cool, haven't seen him in awhile...oh. Hello there, creepy 25 year old guy...uh...bye'.

And why do those creeps always set their profiles to private? That actually bothers me even more in some ways...