When I sing, you're jerking off

[axeslade]

Dear creepy guys on MySpace,
Stop being creepy. I know it says I'm bisexual, and that's hot. It also says I'm in a relationship, and if you want to keep your creepy man bits, I would advise you to go bug someone else lest my girlfriend take them from you.

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Omg, I hate those guys. I once got a girl who did that to me, too. xD I am SO sorry.