Short short stories

[axeslade]

Okay, we've all read that six word story by Hemingway: For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn....well, until something more substantial comes to me, I have these. I don't know if they really count, but they're something I guess. And yes, I realize the first is ten words. I can count. ^_^

"We're all women here."
Except those of us that aren't.

'Chop!'
And he was a she